Flourishing in modern society is the “Relationshipholic” it can be seeing jumping from one relationship to the next without thinking, without breathing. Fear of not being able to survive alone they leech onto whoever they can just for the sake of being in a relationship. Standard times of solidarity range from 2-4 days but never more, in most studied cases relationships overlap to knit a quilt of cyclic encounters that never result in anything real. Relationshipholic’s are easily spotted by their prey by heightened emotions, clear desperate signals and the shallow technique of saying those three little words after several encounters. These creatures are multiplying rapidly and can mainly be found in suburban areas, they should be avoided if you know what’s good for you.